Man, this job really sucks. I'm so busted I could just curl up. All I wanna do is chug some juice and stare at the wall for hours. But first, gotta share a few Lord Farquaad memes to defeat the boredom. Existence is a real rollercoaster, man. This corporate ladder you see? It's just a staircase leading to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's al