Prepare yourselves, peasants! The gruff ogre is back, but this time he's traded his tattered cloaks for a fancy suit. Gone are the days of ruling his mire; Shrek has conquered the corporate world. He's the CEO of Fae Corp, ruthlessly crushing dreams. His amused sidekick Donkey has become his PR guru, and Puss in Boots? He's the company mascot, sel

Man, this job really sucks. I'm so busted I could just curl up. All I wanna do is chug some juice and stare at the wall for hours. But first, gotta share a few Lord Farquaad memes to defeat the boredom. Existence is a real rollercoaster, man. This corporate ladder you see? It's just a staircase leading to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's al